The Goblins Are Revolting

The Goblins Are Revolting

Only Villains Do That, Book 3
Written byD. D. Webb
Performed byTodd Haberkorn
Genre:Fantasy
Released:November 26, 2024
Language:English
Format:Single Narration
Duration:17 hr, 35 min

In the third book of this brutally funny portal fantasy from the author of the Gods Are Bastards, even the most hideous of creatures can have value—sort of . .

.

Transported from Earth to another world by a temperamental goddess, misanthrope Seiji was suddenly a dark lord of incredible power. Not that he wanted that exactly. He just hated everything and everyone and wanted to be left alone. So as a big baddie, he's tried to hold back on the pure-evil schtick and make life a little better for his people—without being a total wuss, of course.

But sometimes baddies gotta be bad. And now Seiji has found himself caught in a military, political, and possibly genocidal conflict with goblins. Historically (albeit wrongly) considered lowly pests, they've gathered under the banner of a self-proclaimed king. And that means all-out war to the last man . . . or goblin, as it were.

It also may offer Seiji the opportunity to create an unstoppable weapon to use against his nemesis: the insufferably good-hearted, noble, super-freaking-annoying Yoshi, the "Hero." The little twerp will never see it coming. Muahahahahahahaaaa!

The third volume of the hit fantasy adventure series—with more than five million views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!


This book is part ofOnly Villains Do That, Book 3
Browse This Series
The Revolution Will Be Isekai'd
Only Villains Do That
More Titles You Might LikeSee All >
Crystal Core 3
Dark & Dawn
Night Tremors
Reincarnated as the Last of my Kind: Volume 6
Rising
Slayer of Monsters
SOS HOTEL: Friendly Sanctuary for the Fiendishly Fabulous
Beware of Chicken 4
Curse of the Cyren Queen
Damsels Just Wanna Run

Stay Up to Date

with your favorite stories and storytellers